jake sciotto

boulder, co

engineer by training, problem solver by trade, terminally online millennial by choice

get in touch
---years "in tech"but i put linux on the family computer when i was 14 so

work

mar 2026 - present

doing my best to bankrupt the company by giving away merch. also i work with customers

jan 2024 - mar 2026

senior, dec 2024 - dec 2025

- nicknamed "mr figure shit out"

- building bleeding edge finops solutions as the linchpin between business and technology (trademark pending on this phrase)

dec 2022 - dec 2024

implemented healthcare software, coordinated cross-functional teams, led training and change management at big boy scale - what's the deal with healthcare

dec 2020 - dec 2022

- led covid-19 solution implementations for hundreds of thousands of users

- designed creative solutions for evolving requirements

aug 2020 - dec 2022

- taught computing infrastructure and networking, consulted for healthcare research

- gave every student i could extra time to submit assignments for all the teachers that did not grant me that leniency

aug 2018 - dec 2019

built power bi dashboards, developed transparent pricing strategy, performed statistical analysis - made pretty charts so people felt informed

2014 - 2017 (the before times)

helped 10 small businesses launch websites. if you are reading this i miss php

jake@portfolio:~$ skills --sort=level

saying "great question"
expertstatistics
expertfinops
expertwasting salad greens
advancedbuilding web apps
advancedpretending to understand sql
advancednaming variables
soliddatabases
solidsleeping
learningbeing on time
learningmartial arts
sucks

jake@portfolio:~$ ▍

about

  1. bjj blue belt

    all strength, no technique. won't pull guard

    verified

  2. problem solver

    just give me about thirty minutes i'll figure something out

    verified

  3. coach

    i have been called the nick saban of youth sports

    disputed

  4. over-educated

    let's just say i will never pay off my student loan debt

    verified

  5. sweaty

    it's always shorts weather baby

    verified

  6. horrible bowler

    what do you want from me

    self-reported

  7. afraid of horses

    they are too big to be trusted

    verified

  8. wife review

    "smartest guy i have ever met"

    biased source

education

m.s. data science

johns hopkins university (2020-2021)

Machine LearningStatistical MethodsData VisualizationBayesian Statistics

m.s. information technology

kennesaw state (2019)

Cloud ArchitectureDatabase SystemsNetwork SecurityIT Strategy

b.s. information technology

kennesaw state (2014-2018)

Data StructuresOperating SystemsSoftware EngineeringWeb Development
FinOps Certified: FinOps for AI
FinOps for AI Trained: Level 3
FinOps for AI Trained: Level 2
FinOps Certified FOCUS Analyst
FinOps for AI Trained: Level 1
FinOps Certified Engineer
FinOps Certified Practitioner
AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner
credly

projects

recallbeta

templated rag setup for all your data w/ embedding engine

easton leaderboardlive

kids bjj program leaderboard and dashboarding tool

aidatasucks.comlive

working with ai vendors made me mad so i did this

easton+beta

drag and drop jiu jitsu curriculum builder

duels apppre-release

kids jiu jitsu comp sidecar app