jake sciotto
boulder, co
engineer by training, problem solver by trade, terminally online millenial by choice
work
senior, dec 2024 - dec 2025
- nicknamed "mr figure shit out"
- building bleeding edge finops solutions as the linchpin between business and technology (trademark pending on this phrase)
implemented healthcare software, coordinated cross-functional teams, led training and change management at big boy scale - what's the deal with healthcare
led covid-19 solution implementations for hundreds of thousands of users, designed creative solutions for evolving requirements - should have invested in zoom
taught computing infrastructure and networking, consulted for healthcare research - they gave me a podium and students showed up
built power bi dashboards, developed transparent pricing strategy, performed statistical analysis - made pretty charts so people felt informed
helped 10 small businesses launch websites - if you are reading this i miss php
about
(in order of importance)
bjj blue belt
all strength, no technique. won't pull guard
problem solver
semi-neurotic, highly technical
coach
lacrosse & bjj since 2009 - the nick saban of youth sports (self-appointed)
yoga teacher
200-hour certified (for no reason)
over-educated
the debt from these two master's degrees is not going to pay for itself
wife review
"smartest guy i have ever met"
education
m.s. data science
johns hopkins university (2020-2021)
m.s. information technology
kennesaw state (2019)
b.s. information technology
kennesaw state (2014-2018)
projects
what do you mean it's weird to visualize your task tracking data
drag and drop curriculum builder for jiu jitsu
internal video review platform for jiu jitsu coaches
chrome extension for product functionality we don't have yet
vendor comparison site grading AI providers on financial data transparency